Rudy Mancuso

                        [Intro]
C  C

[Verse]
C                              Em/B
christmas really freaks me out. It makes me feel alone.
Am                            A
I think that elves are creepy. I'm not a fan of snow.
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forgive me when I say that christmas is a bitch.
C                                Em/B
chocolate ...

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[Intro]
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There was a lonely guy named Robert
           Em
Who was feeling kind of down
       Am
So he got himself a beer
        E
and he sat there with a frown
     F                                      Am
his girlfriend just broke up with him that ...

                        [chorus]
D         Bm
I need an ambulance
D          Bm
I took the worst of the blow
D
Send me a redeemer
D      Em
Let me know
                Bm
If I'm gonna be alright
D             Bm
am I gonna be alright?
D                   Bm
cause I know how it usually goes
Bm
I ...